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TinyTim
Admin
  
Age : 46
Joined : 14 Apr 2008
Posts : 652
Location : Looking over your shoulder
Job/hobbies : Celebrity Stalker
|  Subject: N00bs, Newbs, and other Dumbarses.  Fri May 23, 2008 7:50 pm | |
| You MUST introduce yourself. 
Failure to do so will result in a severe punishment, worse than death. 
1.) We will burn down that mud hut you call a home.
2.) Tires on you bicycle will be slashed. 
3.) Males will have to root Scrubby.  And Gato will be dispersed to deal with your wife/girlfriend.
4.) Females will be forced to look at pictures of TinyTim naked.  
5.) Your pet(s) will be impregnated by the combined efforts of Bobbyboy and Giant Jay. 
6.) You will be force fed tunes by Tracey Chapman. (All three!) 
7.) You will have a speaking role in the next Arnold Schwarzenegger flick.  (We have ways to make it happen.)
8.) Your face will be photo shopped onto a New England Patriots football player. 
9.) Your location will be A-Rod's Boy Toy. 
So skip to it, and absolutely NO whining !  |
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Scrub-a-dub-dub
The Scrubarator
  
Age : 29
Joined : 16 Apr 2008
Posts : 320
Location : Peeling some vegies....
Job/hobbies : I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
| | Subject: Re: N00bs, Newbs, and other Dumbarses. Sun May 25, 2008 10:47 am | |
| | TinyTim wrote: | You MUST introduce yourself.
Failure to do so will result in a severe punishment, worse than death.
1.) We will burn down that mud hut you call a home.
2.) Tires on you bicycle will be slashed.
3.) Males will have to root Scrubby. And Gato will be dispersed to deal with your wife/girlfriend.
4.) Females will be forced to look at pictures of TinyTim naked.
5.) Your pet(s) will be impregnated by the combined efforts of Bobbyboy and Giant Jay.
6.) You will be force fed tunes by Tracey Chapman. (All three!)
7.) You will have a speaking role in the next Arnold Schwarzenegger flick. (We have ways to make it happen.)
8.) Your face will be photo shopped onto a New England Patriots football player.
9.) Your location will be A-Rod's Boy Toy.
So skip to it, and absolutely NO whining ! |
Be quiet and get back to knitting me that scarf you promised...it's nearly Winter here.  |
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TinyTim
Admin
Age : 46
Joined : 14 Apr 2008
Posts : 652
Location : Looking over your shoulder
Job/hobbies : Celebrity Stalker
| | Subject: Re: N00bs, Newbs, and other Dumbarses. Sun May 25, 2008 11:18 pm | |
| | Scrub-a-dub-dub wrote: | | Be quiet and get back to knitting me that scarf you promised...it's nearly Winter here. |
 Pfffttttt. |
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Scrub-a-dub-dub
The Scrubarator
Age : 29
Joined : 16 Apr 2008
Posts : 320
Location : Peeling some vegies....
Job/hobbies : I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
| | Subject: Re: N00bs, Newbs, and other Dumbarses. Wed May 28, 2008 6:19 am | |
| | TinyTim wrote: | | Scrub-a-dub-dub wrote: | | Be quiet and get back to knitting me that scarf you promised...it's nearly Winter here. |
Pfffttttt. |
You PROMISED to get that hot-pink colour I requested.
Less blow-arsing and more knitting.  |
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hilz
N00b
 
Age : 26
Joined : 28 May 2008
Posts : 19
Location : Under Gato
Job/hobbies : Being Irish
| | Subject: Re: N00bs, Newbs, and other Dumbarses. Fri May 30, 2008 3:13 pm | |
| | TinyTim wrote: | You MUST introduce yourself.
Failure to do so will result in a severe punishment, worse than death.
1.) We will burn down that mud hut you call a home.
2.) Tires on you bicycle will be slashed.
3.) Males will have to root Scrubby. And Gato will be dispersed to deal with your wife/girlfriend.
4.) Females will be forced to look at pictures of TinyTim naked.
5.) Your pet(s) will be impregnated by the combined efforts of Bobbyboy and Giant Jay.
6.) You will be force fed tunes by Tracey Chapman. (All three!)
7.) You will have a speaking role in the next Arnold Schwarzenegger flick. (We have ways to make it happen.)
8.) Your face will be photo shopped onto a New England Patriots football player.
9.) Your location will be A-Rod's Boy Toy.
So skip to it, and absolutely NO whining ! |
I think i like the sound of punishment....... |
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hilz
N00b
Age : 26
Joined : 28 May 2008
Posts : 19
Location : Under Gato
Job/hobbies : Being Irish
| | Subject: Re: N00bs, Newbs, and other Dumbarses. Fri May 30, 2008 3:15 pm | |
| | hilz wrote: | | TinyTim wrote: | You MUST introduce yourself.
Failure to do so will result in a severe punishment, worse than death.
1.) We will burn down that mud hut you call a home.
2.) Tires on you bicycle will be slashed.
3.) Males will have to root Scrubby. And Gato will be dispersed to deal with your wife/girlfriend.
4.) Females will be forced to look at pictures of TinyTim naked.
5.) Your pet(s) will be impregnated by the combined efforts of Bobbyboy and Giant Jay.
6.) You will be force fed tunes by Tracey Chapman. (All three!)
7.) You will have a speaking role in the next Arnold Schwarzenegger flick. (We have ways to make it happen.)
8.) Your face will be photo shopped onto a New England Patriots football player.
9.) Your location will be A-Rod's Boy Toy.
So skip to it, and absolutely NO whining ! |
I think i like the sound of punishment....... |
and especially under Gato |
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TinyTim
Admin
Age : 46
Joined : 14 Apr 2008
Posts : 652
Location : Looking over your shoulder
Job/hobbies : Celebrity Stalker
| | Subject: Re: N00bs, Newbs, and other Dumbarses. Sun Jun 01, 2008 5:53 am | |
| | hilz wrote: |
I think i like the sound of punishment.......
and especially under Gato |
 There's a thread for you to introduce yourself in...... Here |
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