This place is DUMB AS HELL

This baffles me....

TinyTim — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 19:27:09 GMT

What constitutes x-rated movies in Australia?

I read this on smh.com.au : A police spokeswoman could not confirm the exact nature of the

films, but said they were likely to be X-rated pornography, which

is illegal in most Australian states, including NSW, but not in the

ACT and Northern Territory.

X-rated movies are illegal, but brothels are not?

I'm gonna need to know what is legal, so I can clear my HD before I come to AUS.

From a meeting at LUSC Thursday.....

TinyTim — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 21:11:44 GMT

�We need to reduce omissions by spending money on bike paths instead of highways.

If You Must Know

Bobbyboy — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 08:35:59 GMT

My name is boB (i spell it backwrds to separate myself from all the others),i've known tiny tim like forever...and i am completly out of my mind...thinks thats about all you need to know

Hellboy II

TinyTim — Sun, 11 May 2008 12:52:52 GMT

I was not a big fan of the first one, but I have a feeling Bob likes this, so for you Bob.

Do I have to keep telling you guys to click the picture?

My new game: Spot The.......

TinyTim — Thu, 08 May 2008 21:46:42 GMT

First up, spot the female bird.

NRL bans 'monkey' taunt spectator

Scrub-a-dub-dub — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 06:31:21 GMT

Does this sort of stuff happen alot in sports overseas?

I know it has happened in soccer, but I thought that was just because Europeans think they have a monopoly on the sport, and are now feeling threatened because more and more Africans are moving up the ranks, and showing them up. All except the Irish, of course.

And if it does happen, are there stiff penalties too? I think the guy got off lightly, with 5 years...

http://www.leaguehq.com.au/news/news/nrl-bans-monkey-taunt-spectator/2008/07/09/1215282907685.html

NRL ...

Barry Hall is a tosser, and now he's out for 7 weeks.

TinyTim — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 10:31:27 GMT

Deck from Hall earns seven weeks.

April 15, 2008 - 8:57PM

Barry Hall's self-confessed "mindsnap" earnt him a seven-match ban on Tuesday night at the AFL tribunal.

Given that tribunal chairman John Hassett "strongly" suggested to the jury that the Sydney key forward should receive a discount for pleading guilty, Hall's contrition probably saved him a rare double-figure suspension.

He received the penalty for his well-publicised punch to the jaw of West Coast opponent Brent Staker ...

Great tips.

TinyTim — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 15:18:49 GMT

COOKING: Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop.

DRINKERS:

Worried that your teeth will be stained after a heavy night drinking

red I wine? Drink a bottle of white wine before going to bed, to remove

the stains.

GAMBLERS: For a new gambling opportunity, try sending $50 to yourself by Australia Post.

EMPLOYERS: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately ...

Is it true....

TinyTim — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 00:53:45 GMT

......Australian men are like Koala's "eats roots and leaves......?"

Duchebags and Dumbarses !

TinyTim — Thu, 15 May 2008 04:05:21 GMT

No not Keith Olbermann, the guy he talks about/to.

Check this.

Hair.

TinyTim — Sun, 22 Jun 2008 00:40:56 GMT

Does womens hair matter more than mens?

I've heard of blokes dropping their girlfriends cause they got new hair cut. I would NEVER do that, I'm not THAT shallow.

Does it make any difference to women if their boyfriends change their hair cut?

The Chasers War on Everything appreciation thread

Scrub-a-dub-dub — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 08:11:19 GMT

So I never got an answer from 'the lord and master' about this forum being solely about American politics....so I'm adding some funny vids from some hilarious lads in Australia known as "The Chasers"

They have a show on tv here, and NOTHING is sacred and NOONE high-profile is offlimits.

You may not get all the humour, as alot of the people in it are unknown outside of Australia, but it's still worth a look!

To kick it off, I'll start with "Politician's thought bubbles'. ...

Heard a new term today...

TinyTim — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 03:53:26 GMT

Sooky lala.......

Care to explain?

Hi hilz

TinyTim — Wed, 28 May 2008 21:48:19 GMT

Time for you to tell us about yourself.

Gave you an avatar. If you don't like it, have Gato help you find a new one....

Women and uniforms.

TinyTim — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 17:49:47 GMT

Dear Scrub.

What is it about men in uniforms that women find hot/sexy? I see it every day, and I wonder.....

Is it the 'financial security' a man in uniform can give you?

Awaiting your answer......

PS: I'll be happy to wear a uniform of your choice anytime, if that'll help me get in your panties.

Hillery is a CUNT of the highest order.

TinyTim — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 18:07:50 GMT

She chose to have her 'End of the contest' speech in a basement with no access to incoming news. No cell phones, no TV, no computers etc. Didn't want her followers to know Obama just became the nominee.

AND she started out lying as usually. "Last contest was South Dakota" (That she won.) when it in fact was Montana, that she lost.

"Most people voted for me." If states, that she herself said, doesn't count, get counted, AND caucus states Obama won, doesn't get counted. ...

You guys know what this place needs........?

TinyTim — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 19:25:42 GMT

MORE COWBELL !!!!!

Sydney ranked number 10 in best cities to live in the world.

Scrub-a-dub-dub — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 13:52:59 GMT

Fallen from it's 9th ranking from 2007, and placed one ahead of Copenhagen, which has ranked steadily at Number 11 for the last 2 years. But to be fair, Copenhagen is ranked much higher than Sydney in terms of safety.

Zurich Number 1.

Highest ranked American city is Honolulu at 28.

The survey is supposedly based on quality of living, environment, pollution, wages, consumer prices, health, education, etc. Europe seems to come up trumps.....still NO excuse for Eurovision ...

Australian holidays.

TinyTim — Mon, 26 May 2008 01:17:27 GMT

As a country that hate the English so much, why do you have a holiday called Queens Birthday?

And why the fuck is it NOT on the Queens birthday?

Boxing Day, what the fuck is that? You drunktards fight each other all year long, you need a special day to do it too?

Australia "the land of the long weekend" yet you have fewer public holidays than workers in most other industrialised countries.

You can't even agree on WHEN to have your holidays. Take Labour day:

WA - 1st ...

Happy Constitution Day Denmark.

TinyTim — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 02:12:48 GMT

Just so you know:

The Constitutional Act of the Kingdom of Denmark (Danish: Danmarks Riges Grundlov) was introduced on June 5, 1849 and effectively put an end to the absolute monarchy which had been introduced in Denmark in 1660.

The Constitution of 1849 established a bicameral parliament, the Rigsdag, consisting of the Landsting and the Folketing. The constitution severely limited the monarch's power and secured basic human rights; the most recent revision in 1953 abolished the Landsting ...

How Denmark became a stone's throw from Bondi

TinyTim — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 08:58:03 GMT

From smh.com.au

THE Tropfest film festival has been successfully exported to New York. Now Sydney's other great outdoors art event is preparing to make its overseas debut.

The first Sculpture by the Sea exhibition to be held outside Australia will be staged next year in Aarhus, Denmark's second largest city. It has been lured there, in part, by Crown Prince Frederik and Princess Mary, who fell in love with the coastal art show when they were falling in love in Sydney.

"Word trickled ...

Speaking of dumb, fat, ugly bitches.

TinyTim — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 05:40:27 GMT

Check my 'Does Bobby Flay Own Food Network' thread.

Did anybody see the women 'rioting' after Hillery lost her chance of stealing the election from Obama?

They were all 350+ pounds, older than dirt, and demanding to be heard. "Like we could miss it fatso's, you were being typical females, screaming cause you don't have a fucking clue!!!!!"

"I teach Physical Education and Health"

This is the ones that support Hillery.

Manny hits HR #500

TinyTim — Sun, 01 Jun 2008 13:26:10 GMT

About time Manny.

Boxing Scandal - Williams vs Airich

TinyTim — Sun, 01 Jun 2008 12:54:34 GMT

This was fucking ridicules. I have not seen ANITHING like it in all my years of watching boxing.

The ref clearly doesn't know what he's doing. Taking two points for a low blow, AND counting at the same time, what an idiot.

BUT that's not all. In round 5 it takes the ref 15 seconds to count to 8, after Airich got decked. AND then gives him a few extra seconds to recover....

In the sixth round Williams has Airich in trouble again, and Airich's promoter walks over and rings the bell ...

WTF is this????

TinyTim — Sun, 01 Jun 2008 12:04:22 GMT

Some kinda 70's sex education video?