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PostSubject: Maybe you can help this poor guy Scrubby......   Sun May 25, 2008 3:55 pm

I found this question on another forum. Brows I'd like to know what Scrubby has to say about it. Wink

Anonymous Kiwi wrote:

I've been with this female for quite a while. She's very soft, pretty, and forthcoming. WHITE, I'm not into those black ones.... Ummm
Over the years, I have been with many of her kin. I'm not a racist in any way, shape or form.
Although we don't speak the same language, we understand each other, just using sounds and hand signals.


In the beginning everything was fine, sex was great. (She NEVER said no. But never instigated it either.)
Sex is now seldom something we have, I don't find her attractive anymore, and she still doesn't instigate it.
I feel like she's getting a little too old for me. I never had a problem with her age before. Blush
I have NEVER been abusing her mentally. Well....... I did call her a sheep brain once, but it was only one time. Sad
We live in a remote area, not many souls close by, so its not like I can just break up with her and "go to town."


I'm starting to get these feelings for her baby girl. (Not with me, I'm not a pervert. NoNo Mad )
She is young, firm, vibrant, always running around me. She likes to rub her butt against my leg, and quite frankly it gets me aroused. She is at an age where the opposite sex is becoming interesting, and she seems to have a fancy towards me.


Things are driving me insane, and I don't want to break our little family apart, but I have a feeling Rosie, (Mum) wont mind a bit if I start shagging little Rosie. She was never that much into the sex anyway.
There is no chance little Rosie will get pregnant, and since I watch them both every day, I know I'll be her first.


Please help me, what am I to do?

Thanks in advance.

Anonymous Kiwi.



PS: Here's a picture of them both. Flirt








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Did you EVER catch on Scrub? lol
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PostSubject: Re: Maybe you can help this poor guy Scrubby......   Wed May 28, 2008 5:13 am

TinyTim wrote:
I found this question on another forum. Brows I'd like to know what Scrubby has to say about it. Wink

Anonymous Kiwi wrote:

I've been with this female for quite a while. She's very soft, pretty, and forthcoming. WHITE, I'm not into those black ones.... Ummm
Over the years, I have been with many of her kin. I'm not a racist in any way, shape or form.
Although we don't speak the same language, we understand each other, just using sounds and hand signals.


In the beginning everything was fine, sex was great. (She NEVER said no. But never instigated it either.)
Sex is now seldom something we have, I don't find her attractive anymore, and she still doesn't instigate it.
I feel like she's getting a little too old for me. I never had a problem with her age before. Blush
I have NEVER been abusing her mentally. Well....... I did call her a sheep brain once, but it was only one time. Sad
We live in a remote area, not many souls close by, so its not like I can just break up with her and "go to town."


I'm starting to get these feelings for her baby girl. (Not with me, I'm not a pervert. NoNo Mad )
She is young, firm, vibrant, always running around me. She likes to rub her butt against my leg, and quite frankly it gets me aroused. She is at an age where the opposite sex is becoming interesting, and she seems to have a fancy towards me.


Things are driving me insane, and I don't want to break our little family apart, but I have a feeling Rosie, (Mum) wont mind a bit if I start shagging little Rosie. She was never that much into the sex anyway.
There is no chance little Rosie will get pregnant, and since I watch them both every day, I know I'll be her first.


Please help me, what am I to do?

Thanks in advance.

Anonymous Kiwi.



PS: Here's a picture of them both. Flirt








lol lol lol lol lol ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL
ROLF ROLF ROLF ROLF ROLF ROLF

Did you EVER catch on Scrub? lol




Dear Anonymous Kiwi.....

Let me start by pointing out your good traits, which seem to be very few and far between. Suspect

You don't seem to be racist.....OK, that's about it. HiHi

Ever heard of that saying 'Wolf dressed in sheep's clothing?" Brows Because that is what you are confronted with, Kiwi, something that is presenting themselves to you in a light that it is most definitely not! NoNo Because a hooker comes to you dressed up as a housewife, the onus is still on YOU to distinguish between the two, and act accordingly. Good There are plenty of other paddocks on the ranch to peruse. HiHi

Heed my warnings, this dalliance you are dreaming of will only turn into a nightmare. HiHi

I get the feeling you will feel meek as a lamb now . HiHi

Speaking of lamb.......I have a casserole cooking.. Think
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PostSubject: Re: Maybe you can help this poor guy Scrubby......   Wed May 28, 2008 8:26 pm

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm lamb casserole
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