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TinyTim
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|  Subject: Jealousy ?  Sun May 25, 2008 5:15 am | |
| I like my woman to be hot. The kind that turns heads when she walks into a bar/restaurant etc.
I like to see other guys 'drool' over her. I even like her to play on that a little bit, a little slutty bit. 
She can act easy, make the boys think they have a chance, but it has to stop there.
There can be no conversations over 5 - 10 minutes. No dancing with them, Without asking me first. or touching. Flirting has to be done with air in between them.
Am I being unreasonable jealous? |
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| | Subject: Re: Jealousy ? Sun May 25, 2008 10:24 am | |
| | TinyTim wrote: | I like my woman to be hot. The kind that turns heads when she walks into a bar/restaurant etc.
I like to see other guys 'drool' over her. I even like her to play on that a little bit, a little slutty bit.
She can act easy, make the boys think they have a chance, but it has to stop there.
There can be no conversations over 5 - 10 minutes. No dancing with them, Without asking me first. or touching. Flirting has to be done with air in between them.
Am I being unreasonable jealous? |
Interesting question 
First of all, the question should read 'Am I being UNREASONABLY jealous?"  However, as English is your 2nd language, this grammatical error is pardoned. 
Now, to address your question......I didn't know inflatable dolls could walk, talk and flirt......must be some new ones on the market? But let's say they do......TinyTim, you can't have your cake and eat it oo. You want a trophy, not a woman...someone to show off.....but like all trophies, they collect dust after a while, so beware of that,  AND be careful what you wish for......5 minutes of flirting could have her leaving you, to be with him, quicker than a rat up a drainpipe.  Because you want your precious ego stroked, she could end up stroking someone else, and you'd have noone else to blame but yourself.
So yes, Scrub thinks you are being unreasonably jealous....you can't stick a nice, yummy tiramesu in front of someone, and not expect them to take a bite....or take off with the whole bloody thing.
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| | | | TinyTim
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| | Subject: Re: Jealousy ? Sun May 25, 2008 3:19 pm | |
| | Scrub-a-dub-dub wrote: |
Interesting question
First of all, the question should read 'Am I being UNREASONABLY jealous?" However, as English is your 2nd language, this grammatical error is pardoned. |
As I said, she's a smartarse. 
| Scrub-a-dub-dub wrote: | | Now, to address your question......I didn't know inflatable dolls could walk, talk and flirt......must be some new ones on the market? |
I cant afford a blowup doll, not even a Fleshlight.  
| Scrub-a-dub-dub wrote: | | But let's say they do......TinyTim, you can't have your cake and eat it too. You want a trophy, not a woman...someone to show off..... |
Yes I do......
| Scrub-a-dub-dub wrote: | | but like all trophies, they collect dust after a while, so beware of that, |
Are you saying women grow old and ugly?  
| Scrub-a-dub-dub wrote: | | AND be careful what you wish for......5 minutes of flirting could have her leaving you, to be with him, quicker than a rat up a drainpipe. |
Whore ! 
| Scrub-a-dub-dub wrote: | | Because you want your precious ego stroked, she could end up stroking someone else, and you'd have noone else to blame but yourself. |
Not only my ego I like stroked. 
| Scrub-a-dub-dub wrote: | | So yes, Scrub thinks you are being unreasonably jealous....you can't stick a nice, yummy tiramesu in front of someone, and not expect them to take a bite....or take off with the whole bloody thing. |
What is it with women and food, especially cakes/desserts ?
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| | | | Scrub-a-dub-dub
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| | Subject: Re: Jealousy ? Wed May 28, 2008 5:26 am | |
| | TinyTim wrote: | [
I cant afford a blowup doll, not even a Fleshlight.
Then good luck with a real-life person. 
TinyTim wrote
[quote/] Yes I do......
Lemme explain my trophy analogy a liitle further.
There is a guy who lives not far from me....in the day, was a big soccer star, showed great talent, was adored by the masses.......but then the lure of fast living, drugs, etc, overtook his talent...and now, he is the poor, annoying, but harmless drunk that one encounters alot.....when he's pissed, he talks about the impossible goal he scored in 1985, that won the game for his rep team. 
Life has turned to shit for him, but he holds onto the good bits...relives it, even though noone really cares anymore....much like people who gloss over the good bits, not realizing the opportunities they have missed in the meantime, due to their selfish, 'I'm the man' 'I'll never grow old, so let's live for the moment' mentality.
Like the Osmonds, everyone grows irrelevant, and the trophies move onto more worthy candadites. Cycle of life
TinyTim wrote
[quote/] Are you saying women grow old and ugly? [quote/]
Yeah, but not short and shriveled up.
TinyTim wrote
[quote/] What is it with women and food, especially cakes/desserts ?
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